Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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