I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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