Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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