Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
A+ Viking dick
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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