It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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