He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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