Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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