worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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