He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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