So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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