what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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