i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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