With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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