My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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