what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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