sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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