Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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