its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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