Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
my poor anus
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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