big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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