they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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