But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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