Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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