So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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