dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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