hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
