did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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