I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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