In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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