Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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