Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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