Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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