I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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