the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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