problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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