I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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