I never want to see another naked old woman again.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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