He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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