Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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