would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
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