well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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