So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Help. Why am I so naked?
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