That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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