her vagine was all disorganized.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
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