Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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