can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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