My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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