she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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