just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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