She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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