Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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