ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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