Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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